Rough news for Republicans and Sarah Palin
Exposed as a fraud, so now she's bailin'
Her only qualification, it seems
Was being the subject of McCain's wet dreams
More proof that right-wingers are desperate and failin'
An epic match between he and Roddick, Andy
Roger Federer is quite the tennis dandy
His predicted downfall led to many wagers
But now he's got 15 majors
He picks up trophies like Kirstie Alley eats candy
She worked over at the Dave & Buster's
Their eyes met when she passed him the mustards
Love blossomed like angel's wings
Over a Leaning Tower of Onion Rings
In death, his reputation lost some of its lusters
Some classic interview quotes
Lead to "yay" or "nay" hire votes
Some things should not be said
No matter what you've seen or read
Like Will mentioning he liked sex with goats
Paddy Harrington makes Tiger look darker
But he's having trouble from the tee box marker
Turned Sergio into a Spanish panhandler
Now he's got the swing of Adam Sandler
I'm hoping he delivers an uppercut to Bob Barker
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